Some things can only be expressed on Tumblr…

That moment when you look at someone you have known for years and years, and whom has always kinda had that face that reminded you of someone…and then all of a sudden, one day it just clicks…

Dear lord…He is spiderman…

Far out now thats all i can see!. 

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  • #hmm #justrealised #andrewgarfield #heisspiderman #mightbegettingmycrushon
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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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captaingustin:

i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia

and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes

“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”

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i wish it was publicly acceptable to wear a crown…

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  • #crown #people would stare #why would it be weird
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thekindergarteners:

nehirose:

heatherbat:

…did he just do the hammer shuffle on ICE SKATES?

holy shit he DID.

DAYUM, JASON SON.

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  • #holy shit #awesome #hand this man a medal
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Very very very very good mood right now.

- have spent the weekend riding my beautiful horse to the musical brilliance of FUN. that is some nights, (FUCKING BRILLIANT) then donned our hooded cloaks, glitter and placed 2nd in the musical ride. 

- got placed at a really good school for uni, only 20 mins from home. 

- skipped out of uni early to buy pumpkin soup, then went home to watch disney movies with ze soup. 

- brother comes home with dinner from my fav place (very unexpected and unusual, but awesome). 

- and i have just finished a double kahlua and a bowl of coffee mocha ice-cream. (coffeegasm!!). 

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  • #best mood! #sooo happy #fun #coffee #all the best things in life
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saramofficial:

wavetruant:

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

how about I take you to one then?

FUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST

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  • #nice one
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I forgot my horse let me do this to him.

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  • #giraffe #horse #costume #start planning next year #yeah i did that #chalk
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  • #kath and kim #love #aussies #truly the best show
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